Funny Bizarre Laws that havn't been wiped out!!

A woman is not allowed to enjoy chocolate on public transportation

This totally made me laugh especially the one that I copied!

haha the fake moustache in church cracked me up!
where do they get these ideas?!

In Phelps County, Missouri it is illegal for bachelors to own sheep (wonder what happened to get that put on the books). In Montgomery, Alabama it is still technically illegal for automobiles to drive in the downtown square, and in Kentucky it is the law that you must bathe once a year (needed or not). Sweet. These are called "Blue" laws  things that once were enforced and aren't any longer. they've just never been repealed as the societal norms changed.

angeleyez377 wrote:

There are some hilarious ones and completley ridiculous! Add some more if you know any! I just find them all ammusing!

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies (why would you want to?!!)

In New York, it is illegal to wear slippers after 10pm!

In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches

In Alabama it is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

In Connecticut it is illegal to dispose of used razor blades

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In Italy a man may be arrested for wearing a skirt

Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

A woman is not allowed to enjoy chocolate on public transportation

Any boy under the age of 10 is not allowed to see a naked manakin.

Alabama-
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Alaska-
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

In Memphis TN, it's illegal for a woman to drive down the street without a man running in front of the car shouting and waving a flag.

In Mississippi it's legal to beat your wife as long as the stick is no thicker than your thumb.

woudnt swimming in a pool be on land? how weird

In the UK, if you are a pregnant woman, you are legally allowed to ask a policeman for his helmet if you need the toilet.

These all totally cracked me up! I wonder if it's just too expensive to push for these laws to be changed... but next time I'm in Britain while pregnant you know what I'll be doing...

Massachusetts:

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. (where would you get a gorilla?)


Illinois:

One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. (how would you do that?)

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. (again, where would you get a giraffe?)

I don't understand how they come up with these laws?

angeleyez377 wrote:

There are some hilarious ones and completley ridiculous! Add some more if you know any! I just find them all ammusing!

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies (why would you want to?!!)

In New York, it is illegal to wear slippers after 10pm!

In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches

In Alabama it is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

In Connecticut it is illegal to dispose of used razor blades

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In Italy a man may be arrested for wearing a skirt

Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

A woman is not allowed to enjoy chocolate on public transportation

Any boy under the age of 10 is not allowed to see a naked manakin.

Are you sreious? Lmfao!! That is just to funny!!!

ok i have 2
number one in australia is that the pub must have a drinking trough out the front for the horses (thought we were a little more advanced than that
number 2 a pregnant women is allowed to pee in the gutter (who the heck can bend down to the gutter when there pregnant)