What the worst chat-up line you had?

Errrggh, this whole thread reminds me of something that happened yesterday.
I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this guy had the cheek to try the whole 'how you doin'?' line.
Not even Joey from Friends can really get away with that one.

I've gotten a "Did it hurt?" and a couple of other cheesy ones that I don't really remember. I usually just get the casual creepers. Oh man, for instance, I was walking to pick my cousin up from school and on the way there I see these two guys coming from the other direction. I could tell exactly when they caught sight of me, because the one guy takes off his shirt. So I'm thinking like "Oh please, it's like 15 degrees out, if that." and when they get up close to me they are both giving me the up-and-down asking what's up and stuff. I was just like, "Yeah... I gotta go somewhere."

this guy came up to me in a club and said-
him: what do you eat for breakfast?
me: why?
him: I just want to make sure that I have what you like back at my place & there is something for you to eat tomorrow morning...

yuckieeeeeeeeee

The one I laught most about isn't that funny in english. I was at a bar with a friend when the creepy looking old perv asked "Can me and my friend buy you two some drinks" but with the worst accent ever - so the two of us turned around and in one voice replied (with the same accent, offcourse) "No thanks, we are just leaving".
The one that rest of you can laugh at was something like: "You remind me of the wild horses I used to tame on the mountin with my grandpa as a child..." The guy is now officially known as Highlander

But, you know, being with my bf for past 3 years and not going out as much as I used to, I kinda miss all those lame lines...

An ex flatmate and his mate used to see how many slaps they could get in a night using pick up lines, the least offensive was

"you'll do"

I think this is the best pick-up monologue I've ever heard:

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion … g_an_angel

"Hey Baby, Where You Going?"  And then he acted offended when I didn't want to talk to him. He was creepy and it was dark. And I was like 16.

The first thing my boyfriend ever said to me was Will You Marry Me?" which was obnoxious at the time but led to us becoming very good friends. And then more. So now its funny.

My roommate had a really drunk creeper ask "You wanna have a good time? Come on, how much?"
and different lameos: "You look tired, can I carry you?"

"I love your skin."

It made me think of Buffalo Bill or something from Silence of the Lambs, I can't recall, I do remember the parody from Joe Dirty. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON WHEN IT'S TOLD!

My ex came over and I was playing my music on random.  George Strait's song "Check Yes or No" was playing and he said something about it applying to me.  That's the closest to a pick-up line I ever received.
>.>

My favorite one was on a questionaire: If I followed you home, would you keep me?
It's so puppy-cute.

whoer wrote:

my friend bet me a tenner that i couldnt get you to kiss me...ill give you half if you do!

thats genius!!!

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"I have no idea"

"Enough to break the ice... Hi I'm (insert name here)"

That one was so bad it was almost cute. Oh and once while working as a check out girl in a grocery store a guy went and bought one of those rings out of th $25 cent novelty machines and proposed to me. It was really cute until he kept going with it so long that I didn't actually know if it was a joke or not anymore. He didn't leave my line for a good fifteen minutes and it got very creepy.

MissingYou wrote:

"Those glasses make you look sexy.", when i looked like a COMPLETE DORK.

but he still liked you...