What the worst chat-up line you had?

Geradena · 05-11-2008 22:22

sourire Mine was can you walk me home I scared! (he was nearly 7ft) It did make me laugh! fou rire

MissPollyPocket · 05-11-2008 22:32

Him: I won £20 on scratch cards, £30 on betting and £10 on the lottery but I haven't won my main prize?
Me: Whats that then?
Him: You.

I was 15, he was 18. Oh dear god! I laughed but was with him for 6 months after that line...

McMooMoo · 05-11-2008 22:39

I had someone in person ask my ASL...Face to face came up to me and went "Hey baby...ASL ?" Like my gender and location isn't obvious...

Aristes · 05-11-2008 22:41

The greatest..
"Nice shoes, cutie."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah! Maybe sometime we can go get coffee and I can try them on."

kek.
We ended up dating for six months until his urge to borrow my shoes turned into borrowing my pantyhose. :]
(He did have some GREAT shoes though!)

McMooMoo · 05-11-2008 22:42

Lol...At least he was open about his transvestitism

Marilee143 · 05-12-2008 01:03

Darn that must have hurt

hurt real bad

when you fell out of Heaven

I married Him Bob -Bald Old Bry said that to me in a chat

Geradena · 05-12-2008 19:12

marilee143 wrote:
Darn that must have hurt

hurt real bad

when you fell out of Heaven

I married Him Bob -Bald Old Bry said that to me in a chat

It's a old one,but it worked.

XxemmababyxX · 05-12-2008 19:37

is that a stairway to heaven or just a ladder in you tights that made me laugh the guy was mucking around though

Zombesque · 05-12-2008 20:02

When I was working this fourty something year old guy with glasses made his kid go sit down on the bench, and he came up to me and said "Please tell me that such a pretty girl like you has someone to rub your feet when you get home"

EW.EW.EW. He's like 9083490238 years old and he has a kid and he comes up and starts talking to me about my FEET? Jesussss!

Truestar · 05-12-2008 20:06

McMooMoo wrote:
I had someone in person ask my ASL...Face to face came up to me and went "Hey baby...ASL ?" Like my gender and location isn't obvious...

that just made me LOL.

Kiki191775 · 05-12-2008 20:15

I had a guy walk up to me when I was working at the mall and ask to suck my toes. I was disgusted, I just ignored him until he walked away.

Charliecherry · 05-13-2008 10:04

lol there is a guy i work with who gets like fixated on the girls there. its my turn now cos i made the mistake of giving him free coffee. it was the other day when he turned round and said

him: 'did you know?'
me: 'know what?'
him: 'that they based perfection on you'

hahaha utter cheese.

KandyKaine · 05-13-2008 10:58

lame chat up lines amuse me endlessly, i must admit.

best one used on me has to be

boy: excuse me love, but you've dropped something
me: what?
boy: my jaw

hee hee! it was so rubbish and cute, bless.

Ella-Bella · 05-13-2008 11:40

Normally its just an OI OI... English man arnt as suttle.

Geradena · 05-14-2008 09:19

charliecherry wrote:
lol there is a guy i work with who gets like fixated on the girls there. its my turn now cos i made the mistake of giving him free coffee. it was the other day when he turned round and said

him: 'did you know?'
me: 'know what?'
him: 'that they based perfection on you'

hahaha utter cheese.

It might work for him,in the end!

Clare12369 · 05-14-2008 09:39

Guy said to me while me n my friends were out one night:-
"excuse me love, I've lost my number. Can i have yours?"

Wonder has that ever actually worked? lol smile smile smile

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Jayleesyy · 05-14-2008 11:57

After coming out of the gym, I told one of my friends I needed to take a shower because I was sweaty and gross.
This dude pops up from nowhere and says "I can make you sweat and like it." o.0

BeautifulCiara · 05-14-2008 12:13

the scariest thing I've ever heard was once about 7 years ago when a Islam guy started talking to me.

"Are you here alone? On vacation?"
"No I'm not here alone".
"So are your parents here?"
"No they're not".
"So are you married?"
"No I'm not."
"Do you have a boyfriend ?"
No not really.
That was when I was only 15 years old. OMG.

Then last year I was going by bus somewhere and I was all alone in the bus except for the draver. This 40 somthing guy from Irak.

This what he sad too me.
"Are you single? Do you have a boyfriend? Would you like me to set you up with someone?
"Well I'm not sure." (Of course I was I just didn't want tell it too his face).
"I have a cousin, maybe you would like too meet him? Let me call him on my cellphone".
"Well I'm not sure."

Scared me even more this time I might add.

Geradena · 05-14-2008 12:19

BeautifulCiara wrote:
the scariest thing I've ever heard was once about 7 years ago when a Islam guy started talking to me.

"Are you here alone? On vacation?"
"No I'm not here alone".
"So are your parents here?"
"No they're not".
"So are you married?"
"No I'm not."
"Do you have a boyfriend ?"
No not really.
That was when I was only 15 years old. OMG.

Then last year I was going by bus somewhere and I was all alone in the bus except for the draver. This 40 somthing guy from Irak.

This what he sad too me.
"Are you single? Do you have a boyfriend? Would you like me to set you up with someone?
"Well I'm not sure." (Of course I was I just didn't want tell it too his face).
"I have a cousin, maybe you would like too meet him? Let me call him on my cellphone".
"Well I'm not sure."

Scared me even more this time I might add.

friend set me up on blind date,with a man from irac,and he did not speack english,found out just before meeting him and I did not show,he phoned me for mounth's.

BeautifulCiara · 05-14-2008 12:32

poor Gerdena I think it was a good thing you didn't show but it must have been very annoying to have him call you for so long. I know why these guys are trying too hit on me it's becuase I look Asian (I was born there). but too me it's very, very annoying.

Ashleyxx · 05-14-2008 13:28

Him: Are you a raison??
Me: Wat??
Him: How about a date then??

andd

Him: Are you a parking ticket??
Me: ......
Him: Because youv got fine written all over you

Rekkah · 05-14-2008 14:10

Not really had a worst pick up line.

Most memorable one however is my current boyfriend. We met when I was going out with my now ex and I knew he liked me. His friend and my ex were talking away and he kept looking at me and when I caught him staring he'd look at his shoes. VERY cute!

When I split from my ex a few months later he e-mailed me and we went out a few times and he bought me expensive dinners and roses and stuff like that and we seen each other every day...then he eventually came out after about 2 months and said

"I...uh...I'm...no....I like you and you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and...I...want to spend a long time...well...like...I'd be happy if I could spend the rest of my life with you".

ME: "So you want to go out with me? Officially?"

HIM: "Well...yeah :]"

It was so awkward and hard for him to say! It was the sweetest thing ever 'cause he kept shuffling his feet and trying to look me in the eye. Haha.

xx Kirsty

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Geradena · 05-28-2008 12:21

Ashleyxx wrote:
Him: Are you a raison??
Me: Wat??
Him: How about a date then??

andd

Him: Are you a parking ticket??
Me: ......
Him: Because youv got fine written all over you

sourire a bit sad,but did it work!

Annuliini · 05-28-2008 12:53

Oh, this reminds me of a time when I was having a summer job in a brewery. A lot of the workers there were from Turkey or some other country in that direction. Sometimes the machines would break and not work and we had nothing to do besides just sit there and wait until they were operational again.

During one of these breaks one of the guys I was working with started to show me the pics of his kids in his wallet and said something like it's nice that the kids get to see their new mom... Hello? I was 19 or something like that, I had no intention of becoming a stepmom for two kids. And besides, the guy just creeped me out in other ways, too.

IceGem · 05-28-2008 14:16

I was out with a friend, and she was having man problems, so when she was arguing with him, so I could get out of it I went and sat in the car with his mate. Although I am quite loud usually, around total strangers I am shy, and then the following came.

him: your really quiet
me: I'm not usually, it's probably because I dont know you!
him: well take your top off and we'll get to know eachother a bit better then!

I was like WHAT!, but it made me laugh sooooo much. Later that night he took my number, and I was seeing him on and off casually for the next 5 years. Sometimes being cheeky can work! hehe.

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