11 things you should never say to a cop

Marilee143 · 05-11-2008 19:50

sourire sourire

1. are you andy or barney?
2.do you know why you pulled me over? okay just so one of us does.
3.i thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
4.sorry officer,i didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
5.i pay your salary!
6.aren't you the guy from the village people?
7.hey,you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me .good job!
8.you're not gonna check the trunk are you?
9.gee officer!that's terrific.the last officer only gave me a warning too!
10.i was trying to keep up with traffic.i know there are no other cars around.that's how far ahead of me they are.
11.when the officer says ''gee son .......your eyes look red,have you been drinking?'' you probably shouldn't respond with, ''gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'

Sweetie4life07 · 05-11-2008 21:13

LoL very funy esepcially number 3

SexySusy · 05-12-2008 08:47

hahhahahha i love number 10 !!! big_smile

Airheadbrunette · 05-12-2008 11:29

I liked #11 LOL

Hollyeva · 05-12-2008 12:39

very very funny loved no. 11
i know one too but its a has a rude word in it

BelleMiranda · 05-12-2008 22:16

I love number 11

Nicci-ashley · 05-12-2008 22:18

Hahaha Love them all. Maybe one more. Can you smell bacon officer?

Jazzie92 · 05-14-2008 22:39

lol haha there heck funny and so true

Sugar tits dd · 05-17-2008 19:06

smile
Another thing not to say is "don't you have something better to do?"

Liney · 05-17-2008 19:12

haha, they're great! My favourite is 8 big_smile

Sparkleeeeeeeeee · 05-20-2008 12:25

love 2 & 6 smile

Camiza · 05-20-2008 21:09

ohmg i laughed soo much i cried, i loved number 10:D

Angeleyez377 · 05-21-2008 00:13

hehe very funny! loved number 7! another one maybe - i swear to drunk officer, im not god!

Hote · 05-21-2008 03:00

sourire lol sourire

LaceyCrystal · 05-21-2008 06:35

fou rire #8 "you're not going to check the trunk are you?" oh I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants! It's funny cuz it's true tongue

Minsiney · 05-22-2008 14:47

I have some more for you

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

Come on write the dang ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

"Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.

Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

BeautifulCiara · 05-22-2008 15:04

Do you have your handcuffs? Give me your key and wi'll have some fun. big_smile

Starba · 05-23-2008 18:17

love them all. esp number 3

Branzybaybee · 05-23-2008 19:05

hollyeva wrote:
very very funny loved no. 11
i know one too but its a has a rude word in it

WHY DONT YHUU PUT IT BUT PUT *** IN ITS PLACE JUST PUTS THE FIRST LETTER

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Eve1989 · 05-24-2008 18:27

you know you had one too many if you say to a cop, "No, officer I sware to drunk, I'm not God!"

Lulu3223 · 05-24-2008 19:53

wow crazy i want 2 try one

Jebbertoya · 05-24-2008 19:58

very nice loved them all LMAO

Nikkiisawesome · 05-25-2008 03:07

i love number 11 i burst out laughing

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