Total meningless jokes anyone? ;)

Youline · 05-10-2008 18:59

I'm one of them how can laugh about jokes which are totaly meaningless. You too?

Erbear · 05-11-2008 04:08

me too!

Tnm13 · 05-11-2008 04:21

yip

Guernica · 05-11-2008 05:02

Totally! My favourite joke is the old standard:

Two muffins are baking in an oven.
the first muffin turns to the second and says "Dang! It's hot in here!"
The second looks at the first and says, " Oh my god! A talking muffin!"

Last edited by Guernica (05-11-2008 05:03)

Erbear · 05-11-2008 06:08

haha that is a good one. one my little cousin told me today was cute too:

why was tigger in the toilet?

he was looking for pooh!

and the one i told her back was cute too:

why was mickey in outerspace?

he was looking for pluto!

Tiggybabe · 05-11-2008 11:48

A man walks into a bakers shop and says, "Can I have a brown unsliced loaf please?"

The shop assistant replies, "I'm sorry sir, we only have white sliced loaves left."

So the man says, "That's alright. I've got my bike outside."

big_smile lol

Crystalle · 05-11-2008 14:25

of course =P

Crystalle · 05-11-2008 14:26

meaningless jokes, in portuguese are called "secas", that means "dry ones" xD

Chesterley · 05-11-2008 14:28

Woman goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging from her 'lady-bits'
Doctor says: That looks like its causing you a problem..
Woman: Thats just the tip of the iceberg!

Hehe Iceberg Lettuce xxxx

Malibu021604 · 05-11-2008 14:35

my niece told me this joke about a week ago...

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who
Why are you crying?

Chantilly33 · 05-13-2008 23:29

Here's two:

How do you put boots on an elephant?

Take the "F" out of "WEIGH"

(there ain't no F in weigh)

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
How do you expect me to get hard when I just got laid.....(hehe)

ohhh and one more for good measure:

What did the cornchip say to the battery?
If you're EverReady I'm Frito-Lay.

Vaweezy · 05-14-2008 02:25

I absolutely love the egg one!

I'm soo gonna use that on some people. ^_^

Jazzie92 · 05-14-2008 04:26

Yea the egg ones heck good

Carcci · 05-14-2008 07:05

I love meaningless jokes!

My dad told me one which made me laugh allthough it's really stupid. Guess that's why it's funny.
It's in Finnish but in english it goes:

Two men were walking down the street. The one in the middle had a cane. yikes

Shilohlascano · 05-14-2008 08:54

I never understand jokes, so I either laugh anyway or stand there with a blank expression on my face. I think meaningless jokes are better, they can be as mad as you like and still be funny.

Clare12369 · 05-14-2008 08:56

What is a shitzu?

A zoo with no animals.

Seija · 05-14-2008 09:43

What happened to the girl who wore used underwears?
-Nothing

Chantilly33 · 05-14-2008 22:54

clare12369 wrote:
What is a shitzu?

A zoo with no animals.

That's cute

Missdirected · 05-14-2008 22:59

Tiggybabe wrote:
A man walks into a bakers shop and says, "Can I have a brown unsliced loaf please?"

The shop assistant replies, "I'm sorry sir, we only have white sliced loaves left."

So the man says, "That's alright. I've got my bike outside."

i don't get it. neutral

PorcelainDollyxx · 05-15-2008 05:18

sometimes i can laugh at things that dont even make sense, its a habit

Hifigirl · 05-15-2008 11:52

missdirected wrote:
Tiggybabe wrote:
A man walks into a bakers shop and says, "Can I have a brown unsliced loaf please?"

The shop assistant replies, "I'm sorry sir, we only have white sliced loaves left."

So the man says, "That's alright. I've got my bike outside."

i don't get it.

Your not supposed to get it, its a MEANINGLESS JOKE, duh.