Jokes from My Englesh book

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#1 04-25-2008 07:05

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Jokes from My Englesh book

1.- Was it great at football?
   -Yes, it was great!
    -Did you breake anything?
     -I broke 2 hands and a leg. But, they weren't mine!

2.  -Doctor, I think I am invisible...
      -HA??? Who said that?

3. -Good morning! Tony can't go today at school... He is ill.
     -Oh dear. With who I am speaking?
      -With my father.

4.  -John! Tell me a santence beggining with "I".
      -I is the...
      -No, John. You must say "I am", not "I is".
      -All right! I am the ninth letter of the alfabet!

Are them funny? There are not all.

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#2 04-25-2008 08:24

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Re: Jokes from My Englesh book

the 4 joke is cool

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#3 04-27-2008 16:24

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Re: Jokes from My Englesh book

I liked the third one, it was cute.

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#4 04-29-2008 15:08

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Third one made me smirk. :3 Pretty cute.

And completely OT, but Anang - I love your username! "We still haven't walked in the glow of eachother's majestic prescence..."

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#5 05-02-2008 14:05

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nice

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#6 05-02-2008 05:00

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Re: Jokes from My Englesh book

i got a good one                                                                                                                                   
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          -kick his sister in the jaw

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#7 05-04-2008 07:29

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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?












Because it was a MOTH BALL!!!

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#8 05-04-2008 10:09

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Re: Jokes from My Englesh book

The 3rd and 4th are funny XD Here's one:

Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.

He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God dang thing is so heavy"

A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"

Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the heck out and start pulling"

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#9 05-05-2008 06:52

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niceee big_smile

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#10 05-07-2008 05:06

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Where do chickens go to die?
The oven.

What is black, white, and pink all over?
A sunburned zebra.

What do you call perfume on a book?
A bestsmeller.

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#11 05-07-2008 05:42

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hahaa, thats funny. tongueP (referring to the first post)

i dont have any jokes though tongue

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#12 05-12-2008 05:59

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I have a new one:
   -Doctor, when I move my arm, it hurts!
   -Well, don't move it then!

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#13 05-12-2008 12:33

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Girl 1. how long does a chicken last in the freezer?
Girl 2. Oh about 3 months i think.
Girl 1. Oh i put mine in the freezer last night & its dead this morning
lame but i like LOL

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#14 05-15-2008 19:56

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hollyeva wrote:

Girl 1. how long does a chicken last in the freezer?
Girl 2. Oh about 3 months i think.
Girl 1. Oh i put mine in the freezer last night & its dead this morning
lame but i like LOL

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#15 05-16-2008 21:05

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Re: Jokes from My Englesh book

Here's my one and only joke - it's not really that good!

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#16 05-26-2008 17:04

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i either didnt understand them or I just didn't think they were funny.

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