
i used to date a barber but he cut me out of it
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i used to date a drill sargent but he kept giving me orders
i used to date a beggar but he kept asking me for money
i used to date a model but he was such a poser
i used to date an airman but his head was always in the clouds
i used to date a street vendor but he kept trying to give me stff
i used to date a cowboy but he dumped me for a cow


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i used to date a dinsaur but he was to preastoric
i used to date a clown but he was a total joke
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I used to date an authour but we wasn't on the same page! 
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ummmmmm,
not that keen on
i used to date......
don't find them funny

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