I used to date a....

wow u guys are good a cant thing of a single one ;(

I used to date a guy who was chlosterphobic,but he kept asking for some space
I used to date a photographer, but things wern't picture perfect
I used to date an acrobat, but he would just flip
I used to date a doorkeeper, but he had to much baggage

I don't know if this is one...
I used to date a teacher, but i was too much of a naughty girl


-Sorry if they are bad
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have already been said

Last edited by Sashman111111111 (05-09-2008 12:18)

I used to date a pitcher, but he kept throwing me curve balls.

Bettylicious wrote:

Ooo, you guys are good at this!   Here's another one:

I used to date a basketball player, but he didn't have any goals.

Basketball players don't get goals, they score.


I used to date a Soccer player, but he didn't have any goals.

love it

Beju wrote:

I use to date a soccer player, but he never met my goals
I use to date a magician, but the magic wasn't there

ha ha really funni!!!!

*i used to date a train driver, but he was on the wrong track
* i used to date a post man, but he sent me away like a package

Last edited by christos (05-24-2008 16:42)

I used to date a clock maker, be he was never on time.
I used to date a realter, but he always moved away.

I used to date a... a... I don't know!

I don't have any!

I used to date a plumber but the relationship went down the drain.
haha
this is really fun.

i used to date a plastic surgeon but he got on my tits
i used to date a hairdresser till he got the snip
i used to date an electrion to the spark went away
i used to date a taxi driver but then he started to charge

soz if hey v been done cant think of any more xxxxxxxxxx

I used to date a bus driver but he was just out of lane.
I used to date a mathematician but i was just not in his equation.

Bettylicious wrote:

"I used to date a lawyer, but he was always getting on my case."
"I used to date a garbage collector, but he dumped me."
"I used to date a pastor, but he married someone else."
"I used to date a hairdresser, but he was too snippy."
"I used to date a cartographer, but he didn't respect my boundaries."
"I used to date a quarterback, but he kept making passes at me."

   

Do you get the idea of how these work? Please add your "used to date a..." jokes to this collection!

Rules:
* Start with "I used to date a"
* Have a funny double meaning.
* Have fun!!!!

~~Bettylicious

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lol!
i get it!

i used to date a pharmacists, but he gave out to many drugs...
i used to date a guy, but it didn't work out...