I used to date a....

I used to date rudolph  but all he wanted to do was play reindeer games

I used to date a guy younger than me but he was too childish
??
I dunno. lol.

I used to date a bureaucrat, but he kept trying to get into my drawers.

   i used to date ..... a surfer but he wasnt on my wave length   

I used to date a zombie...but our love died.
I used to date a theif....but he stole my heart and ran.
I used to date a Diver...but he sent me off the deep end.
I used to date a trainer...but he didn't work out.
I used to date a shoe maker...but he didn't have enough "sole" (soul).
I used to date an alien...but he wouldn't stop probing me.
I used to date a cartoon charcter... but he only looked good on paper.
I used to date a dsl woker... but he was to slow for me.
and finally...
I used to date a magicain...but he disappered on me.

I just made these up, I hope you guys like them.

Last edited by 1bellepixie (04-30-2008 02:39)

wow, those are really good bellepixie

I used to date a vampire but he just sucked the life right out of me

I use to date a singer, but he was deaf tune when it came to love.
I use to date a poet, but he did not understand my rhymes.
I use to date a tutor, but knowledge he taught was unwise.
I use to date a shrink, but counsel we did not seek.
I use to date a butcher, but he slays me with his words.
I use to date a killer, but he murders me with his lies.
I use to date a mechanic, but the things that are broken was not fixable.
I use to date a pilot, but he flew to someone else's arms.
I use to date a man, but inside he was a boy who I knew once.
I use to date a friend, but enemies we became.

Hope you enjoy......kind of sloppy, and I don't think it's not funny sorry...

i used to date a toilet but he always took the p**s   
i used to date a car but he drove me up the wall   
i used to date a cigarette but that ended in a puff of smoke     
i used to date a radiator but it was too hot to handle     
i used to date an egg but he just cracked me up   

airhead101 wrote:

wow, those are really good bellepixie

Thanks  , everyone's been doing pretty good with this. (^_^)

Last edited by 1bellepixie (04-30-2008 02:42)

I was struck by inspiration tonight.  

I used to date an equestrian, but he wouldn't stop horsing around.
I used to date a sommelier, but he was always in low spirits.
I used to date a tailor, but he just didn't suit me.
I used to date a carpenter, but he just wasn't on my level.
I used to date a student, but he didn't make the grade.
I used to date a stockbroker, but then I traded up.
I used to date a banker, but he couldn't hold my interest.

I used to date a gynaecologist, but that wasn't too deep
I used to date an ideal man, but he wasn't in my type
I used to date a butcher, but he was such a pig

i used to date a photographer but he never really did get the picture