I used to date a....

I used to date a chiropractor, but he wouldn't get off my back.
I used to date a track star, but he was always running around on me.

i used to date a painter, but he didn't get the picture.

I used to date a Puppeteer but he kept pulling my strings.
I used to date a Taxidermist but he always wanted to .. (censored for the younger players, use your imagination )
I used to date a Collector but he was too Possesive.
I used to date a Factory Line Worker but the relationship was so repetitive.
I used to date an Actor but he was so fake.
I used to date a Dwarf but he didn't rise to my expectations.
I used to date a Pilot but he felt so out of reach all the time...

Ferraux wrote:

I used to date a Pilot but he felt so out of reach all the time...

i heard a different spin on this one...
I used to date a Pilot but he was too flighty.

I used to date a movie director, but he always kept telling me how I should act.

Wow, you all. I'm amazed! Keep them coming. :-)  I've heard of lots of these before, but you all are making up new, creative ones I've never heard before. I'm amazed at how many you had, Ferraux.

They might not be great but ill try..

- I used to date a monster, but he scared me away :\
- I use to date a snowman, but he was too cold hearted
- I use to date a giant, but he was too high standard
- I use to date a psychiatrist, but he questioned all my thoughts
- I use to date a postman, but he sent me away
- I use to date a therapist, but he drove me insane
- I use to date a mechanic, but he didnt like the way i worked
- I use to date a murderer, but he tore me to bits
- I use to date a singer, but he blasted me away



ok thats all i got hope u liked them

Bettylicious wrote:

Wow, you all. I'm amazed! Keep them coming. :-)  I've heard of lots of these before, but you all are making up new, creative ones I've never heard before. I'm amazed at how many you had, Ferraux.

I'm somewhat ashamed to say that I went to bed with this thread on my mind and as I lay there I managed to come up with a few more... I was almost tempted to get out of bed and turn the pc back on, but would that have been a little too obsessive?? Now, let's see which ones I can remember...



I used to date a Train Driver, but he had a one track mind.
I used to date a Clown but he never took the relationship seriously.
I used to date an Archeologist but he kept digging up the past.
I used to date a Cardiologist but he broke my heart.
I used to date a Fire Fighter but the relationship went up in smoke.
I used to date an Astronaut but we were worlds apart.

Also had a retake on my Dwarf one:

I ued to date a Dwarf but we could never see eye to eye.

Last edited by Ferraux (04-26-2008 11:23)

Ooo, you guys are good at this!   Here's another one:

I used to date a basketball player, but he didn't have any goals.

Last edited by Bettylicious (04-26-2008 15:18)

I used to date a pianist, but we were always out of tune.
I used to date Justin Timberlake, but we weren't quite 'n sync

These are all great, but I especially liked these ones, BabiQT:

BabiQT wrote:

- I use to date a giant, but he was too high standard
- I use to date a psychiatrist, but he questioned all my thoughts
- I use to date a postman, but he sent me away
- I use to date a therapist, but he drove me insane

Hee hee!      

i used to date a doctor, but he gives himself his own medicine


-gaahhh!!!! i'm a bad at this!-