2 horses

a man walks into a bar and sees a dog.. next thing hes on the ground. He had slipped over in some dog poop. He gets up and gets a bar. next  a big buff man walks into the bar and does the same thing.  he get up all embarrassed and sits next to the little guy. the little guy is pissin himself laughin and says,     i just did that.

Kinda retarted  but it had me on the gorund laughing   **

Last edited by Tetsy (04-27-2008 04:55)

Grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says "hey, we got a drink named after you!"  Grasshopper says, "Really! You got a drink named ED?"

A ghost enters the bar and the barman says,"sorry, we don't serve spirits here"

A bear enters the bar and says
"I'll have a gin.........................and tonic"
"why the big pause?" asks the barman
"I dunno, my father had them too"