Funny jokes and Fun Riddles

Xan wrote:

Inside the room, there's a lamp.

You're outside the room.

You cannot see the door to the room.

There are three switches next to you.

You're only allowed to enter the room once.

How do you know which switch turns on the light?

turn on the first switch. Leave it on for 2 minutes. turn it off. then turn on the 2nd switch. Go into the room. If the light is on its the 2nd switch. if the light is off, touch the bulb, if the bulb is hot it's the first switch, if its cold its the 3rd.

Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:


The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?



The Maid did it, theres no post on sundays

this is the BEST GOLD FISH joke ever!!!!

two gold fish are in a tank,
one turns to the other and says, "you man the guns and i'll drive"

read it a few times before u get it (i know i did lol)

OK I have one too.....Who was the first....the egg or the chicken???

Last edited by Japy (07-27-2008 21:14)

Hope you like it and sorry for any grammar and spelling mistakes:D

blondeemerald wrote:

a lady goes to a wishing well and says
" i wish that i dont do any work"
what does the wishing well do?

ANSWER
it turns her into a man

HAHAHAHA thats a really good riddle/joke!

dmiki wrote:

Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:


The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

it was the maid, because there is no mail on sunday!

dmiki wrote:

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

there are 4 ducks!

JustAngelz wrote:

Ok!Her is another riddle:What is it that wipes its face all day?
There will be prizes too!

Is it a clock

1)  Single man
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

2)Mouth That Never Talks
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


3)
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

second one is right. The first one you are on the right line but no

sweetie4life07 wrote:

1) Not a single man got wet they all did
2)River

And I'm not sure about 3  too early in the morniing for me


*EDIT: is it pain whoever causes pain doesn't feel it and whoever knows it doesn't want it I dunno just a guess

*EDIT: woops that doesn't make sense