any body got yo mama dises

Skwee · 11-20-2007 15:39

good ones ChaCha, speshli the last one wink

ChaCha · 11-20-2007 16:08

Thank you!

Bunny11 · 11-20-2007 21:07

lol. these mama jokes are pretty good

Shianna · 11-20-2007 22:14

yo mama is so fat all her relationships are long distance

Cambara · 11-27-2007 14:16

lol...

Caramel1000 · 11-28-2007 19:47

your mama so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air

Kittycat101 · 12-01-2007 04:21

Yo mama is so ugly she can walk past cockroaches and they would sing we are family even though your uglier than me.
You mama is so fat she sees a bus and yells catch that run away twinky!!
Yo mama is so fat she walks on the beach and the whales sing you are family even though you bigger than me.
You mama is so fat she plays ping pong with the planets.

Is that enough???

Miley655 · 12-01-2007 21:48

yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next 2 everyone

yo mama so stupid she tried 2 put m&ms in alphabetical order

yo mama so skinny her husband hung her up as a skeleton halloween decoration

MILEY655 ROCKS! thats me

Last edited by miley655 (12-15-2007 21:21)

Hifigirl · 12-02-2007 08:44

It is forbidden to ask for bimb'cred. You should know that by now.

Mnms · 12-02-2007 11:16

Yes you could be {i think} banned for it so you can edit your post now

Shirelle · 12-10-2007 06:51

dawnm wrote:
I saw yo mamma walking down the street kicking a can-I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving..."

Yo mommas so fat she plays basketball with the planets.

HAhahaa .
I Like The First Onee.
=]

HoneyB · 12-10-2007 08:56

yo mama is so fat ... she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know

Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings
Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma's so old that when God said let the be light she hit the switch