any body got yo mama dises

haha
i agree

haha

yo mamas so ugle we had to tie steak on her to ge the dog to play with her~!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mama so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

yo mama so fat she bleeds tomato sauce

haha
nice one

Yo momas so fat when she wears yellow people yell "Taxi!"

Last edited by Amiilish (11-07-2007 19:59)

hahahahahahaha very funny mowrie

Your mamas so dumb, she puts paper plates in the dishwasher!

i want to try

Your mama is so fat that when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar.

your mama is so ugly that the brand of make-up she uses is called why bother

Yo mama is so ugly, Her incubator was tinted.
Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, she don`t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on Her neck.
Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down Her back.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took Her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around Her neck to get the dog to play with her.
yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.

-Lain

yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money

Mowrie wrote:

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love - and broke it.

good one