any body got yo mama dises

yo mama is so fat when she went swimming people thought they discovered a new island LOL

Your Mumma's So Fat When She Stands On The Scales It Says One At A Time Please.
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Your Mumma's So Fat When Shes Walks Past The Tv I Miss A Whole Season Of Prison Break,

;D

yo mama is sooooo UGLY she makes onions CRY

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

lol

I saw yo mamma walking down the street kicking a can-I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving..."

Yo mommas so fat she plays basketball with the planets.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

yo mama's so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck

yo mama's so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

yo mama's so fat she went out wearing high heels and came back wearing flats

yo mama's so fat she was sunbathing on the beach and they called save-the-whale

Yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a supermarket an starved!

yo mama so fat, redskins from Australia hear shes coming from America

Your mama is so stupid i said it's chilly outside she came outside with a bowl

Your mama so fat her jeans got stretch marks

Your mama so poor she puts clothes on lay a way in the 99 cents store

Your mama face is so ugly i thought it was her butt

Your mama so old she farts dust

Your mama so stink secret told on her

You mama so nasty roaches wipe there feet when leaving her house

Your mama so stupid, i saw her screaming in and envelope, i asked what she was doing , she said sending voice mail.

Your mama legs are so black, when she puts on baby oil, it looks like she wearing leather pants


hope thats enough

Last edited by blksnobunnie (10-30-2007 19:21)

haha