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#201 06-04-2008 17:04

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

(on an overcast day me and a guy from school were walking home from school)

Guy: Hey, how are you?

ME:fine,you?

guy: Good.

(silence for a while)

Guy: All the blue in the sky must have gone into your eyes today.

Me:..My eyes are green. >_>

Guy: Oh..


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heh, We didn't talk for a while after that everything was just so..akward xD.

I probably should feel bad but every time i think about it i laugh.

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#202 06-04-2008 18:55

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine....if you were a bogey i'd pick you first....theres something wrong with my phone, it doesn;t have your number on it

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#203 06-05-2008 12:02

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

I met this really cute guy who was dressed like a Leprechaun at a irish pub's door, and I headed towards him and said:

"Hey there Leprechaun, wanna make me lucky?"

So yeah, I'm lame xD

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#204 06-11-2008 19:03

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Hey do you like my shirt? Doesn't the material feel weird? Feel it. Go on. Touch it.
*girl touches shirt*
Do you think it feels like boyfriend material?


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#205 06-17-2008 19:05

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

GinevraMalfoy wrote:

Hey do you like my shirt? Doesn't the material feel weird? Feel it. Go on. Touch it.
*girl touches shirt*
Do you think it feels like boyfriend material?


How do you like your eggs in the morning? Boiled, scrambled or fertilized?

lol

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#206 06-17-2008 19:25

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Your in luck...I'm going ugly early smile

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#207 06-17-2008 19:47

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

these are those i've heard, most very, VERY lame... but nevertheless funny:

you're so hot i have to wear sunglasses.

I'm like chocolate cake; i look like crap but I taste wonderful.

Your outfit looks great, it would look more fabulous on the floor of my bedroom...

Heaven must have lost a pair of angels; because I can see them dangling around your blouse...

they should rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

ok, these are all those I've heard in real life. I'm sure you'll find lots in the internet.  fou rire

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#208 06-17-2008 20:28

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SweetGirl909 wrote:

hmmm  is wuss up a pick up line?

whazzzup is not a pick up line. it's a left over from funky superbowl commercials.

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#209 06-17-2008 21:33

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your in luck... iv decided to go ugly early

was your daddy a theif? cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

can i be your fred flintstone and make your bed rock?

iv lost my number can i have yours

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#210 06-17-2008 22:25

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

do you know karate? cuz your bodies kickin....

.:.Its hard to wait around 4 something u know might never happen but its even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted.:.

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#211 06-17-2008 22:27

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just a question...do you get BD by posting?

.:.Its hard to wait around 4 something u know might never happen but its even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted.:.

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#212 06-17-2008 23:06

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Wanna grab a pizza?, F***?

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#213 06-17-2008 23:07

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Bean-Bag wrote:

just a question...do you get BD by posting?

No  hein
you get it by your job, bf, and games.
and sometimes when you quit your job to
start another job training, you get a bonus smile

you can also buy bd at the bank.

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#214 06-18-2008 04:38

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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#215 06-18-2008 04:39

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Can I get your number for my friend.. I want him to be able to contact me tomorrow morning

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#216 06-18-2008 04:41

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When u see your parents next tell them  say thanks for giving you stunning genes

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#217 06-18-2008 04:43

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Thats the only 2 i can think of at the moment theres more that guys have used at clubs but im drawing to a blank.

There was one thought which was weird not really a pick up line but yer he was like "u have a nice jaw line" i was like o_0

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#218 06-18-2008 13:10

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Are you Jamaican cos ja-making me crazy. (say it out loud, if you don't get it and it will make sense)

Lol I love that one I laughed so hard when I first heard it.

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#219 06-19-2008 14:06

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HEY BOYS COME ON ROCK ON THE STAGE

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#220 06-19-2008 19:59

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My favorite cheesy one was you go up to some one and sprinkle a little water on them (cuz you don't want them to be angry at you) and then you say "OH NO!  You're all wet!  we have to get you home and out of those clothes now!"  bave   lol   I giggle every time.

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#221 06-19-2008 20:00

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Maylne wrote:

Wanna grab a pizza?, F***?

Whatsa matta?!  U don' like Pizza?   fou rire

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#222 06-19-2008 20:04

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girly131 wrote:

I can't believe no one has said, whats your sign?

or  *ahem*  "How you doin'?"   (Joey on Friends)

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#223 06-19-2008 20:10

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lack hands to touch you

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#224 06-19-2008 21:21

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I heard one on TV the other day. It was pretty dumb. It goes like this:

You must be fomr Tennesse because your the only 10 I see.

Told you it was dumb smile

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#225 06-20-2008 19:37

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Liney wrote:

Your in luck...I'm going ugly early smile

that was on 8 out of 10 cats

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