Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

XyOuRXdAiLyXPoIsOnX · 05-27-2008 23:42

yeah..well idk if this one's been said yet....but i have only gotton one pick up line in my life...from a lame and very weird guy....here it is

"did u wash ur pants with windex? cuz i can see my self in them"...i was 14 and he was 19!...ahhhhh!!!

XyOuRXdAiLyXPoIsOnX · 05-27-2008 23:55

jockette wrote:
Lain wrote:
Just curious as to what some of you have used or heard.

-Lain
If you arent available I'd be deeply appreciated to have your twin sister's phone number.

lol....the bad thing is i'm an identical twin and that could work!..lol

Mareetherat · 05-28-2008 07:10

you must be he cause of global warming.

Bambithebimbo · 05-28-2008 19:38

is your name milk???? because you could do my body some good

Liney · 05-28-2008 19:39

hi my name is "your name" but you can call me tonight wink

GeorgiiiGrace993 · 05-28-2008 20:40

where u first in line when god was giving out looks ?

big_smile ..this one made me chucklee x

Misshotties62 · 05-29-2008 13:44

is it hot in here or is it just u??
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally chessy i know lmao

Hayden3000 · 05-30-2008 19:45

hmmm pick up lines ave had sum reeli cheesey wuns buh the best musta been

hey am sorry buh i lost my fone number can i get yurs lol lol lol

sorry do u belive in love at first site or do i have to walk past again ?? lol

can i get a picture of u so i can show santa wat i want for christmas lol

Leeleelee · 05-31-2008 00:17

You have nice boobs.

GinevraMalfoy · 05-31-2008 02:25

leeleelee wrote:
You have nice boobs.

hahah like that one

Fugglez · 05-31-2008 05:17

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Liesha · 05-31-2008 06:19

I had a drunk guy come up to me in a club and say "your relatively good looking" i looked at him, picked up my drink and strutted away. butt.

Missytissypink · 05-31-2008 18:51

This guy said which one from girls aloud r u?
And i replied "the one with the most money"

What a twat! sad

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Tiggles · 05-31-2008 18:53

i work for hooters. so as i walked by a table full of guys one said "you dropped your nametag" when i looked at him he tossed me a packet of sugar. it made me smile and giggle. big_smile

Pinkprincess813 · 05-31-2008 19:35

HI THIS IS WOT A BOY SAID TO ME

IS THAT A LADDER ING UR TIGHTS OR A STAIR WAY UP TO HEVEN

YOU HAVE TO BE A LOSER TO USE A LINE LIKE THAT

Heartofglass08 · 05-31-2008 21:39

do you have a boyfriend ?

would you like one ?

Smuck5437 · 06-01-2008 03:21

Wanna play War? We'll go back to my place and blow the **** out of each other!

Sharnayy · 06-01-2008 17:23

i've lost my teddy, will you sleep with me. ( sorry if this offends people)

BlondyBaby · 06-01-2008 19:02

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! (lol)

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

fou rire

GinevraMalfoy · 06-02-2008 02:15

If you were a biscuit, you'd be a McFitty
lol

I heard it as if you were a burger...
but girls don't want to be called burgers, at least biscuits are sweet lol

x

Chicsa · 06-02-2008 02:22

Your name must be campbell's.......cause your mmmm mmmmm good.

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Eviann · 06-02-2008 02:26

While on vacation in Miami...."ay bay bay" as in that horrible song that was mildly popular for like 2 minutes.

Boricuaplaymate · 06-02-2008 03:15

bimbokatrina wrote:
Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stair way to heaven (sorry if this one offends anybody)

LMAO...i have actually heard that one before...lol...that was funny that someone else said it...

Boricuaplaymate · 06-02-2008 03:18

tiggles wrote:
i work for hooters. so as i walked by a table full of guys one said "you dropped your nametag" when i looked at him he tossed me a packet of sugar. it made me smile and giggle.

awww that was kinda sweet......i am shy so if someone would have did that to me i think i would have just blushed and giggled... lol

Girly131 · 06-02-2008 05:40

I can't believe no one has said, whats your sign?

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