Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Dioszxah13 · 11-11-2007 02:29

i dunno if its cool. but this was texted by my boyfriend earlier ago

" you're always be my queen and no one can take your crown .. "

.. very funny and ver corny .. haha ..

BoomChickaBimbo · 11-12-2007 10:18

"May I have this dance ... horizontally ?"

Oh oh and ..

"Let's have a party and invite yr pants to come on down !"

HowNotToHot · 11-12-2007 21:57

Here's a few

Baby Im no Fred Flintstone, but i can make your bed-rock!

I know I dont look like much now, but im drinking milk! lol

I lost my number, can i borrow yours?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you work for the UPS? Beacuse i swear you were checking out my package.

Hi my names Doug. Thats "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Its not my fault i fell in love. Your the one who tripped me!

My name's Justin. Justincredible

I can tell by the way your ignoring me that you want me.... lol

There's something wrong with my cell phone. It's missing your number.

I hope you wrote this all down tongue

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Lain · 11-12-2007 22:00

Nice, but lets try to keep them PG, or 12a in Europe smile

Lain · 11-12-2007 22:02

dawnm wrote:
Suave even...

Mighty fine, some would say tongue

Have you heard any karate lines? I bet they would be funny lol

Dawnm · 11-13-2007 02:35

Hmmmm....
i have, but they;re not g-rated enough for this site.

Xbabi-cloex · 11-15-2007 19:07

this is a stupid one really used by a stupid boy " you know that lock around your neck i wonder if this key here fits in in it and if it does your coming home with me" i mean how stupid

Lain · 11-15-2007 23:25

dawnm wrote:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hey, I AM from Tennessee. Be good. What would your husband say about you flirting with a MissBimbo? Shame on you. tongue

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 02:21

awwww.....how cute! you're flirting with me! smile

Ladyofthesea · 11-16-2007 02:30

I never got a pick up line cuz I am fugly.

Coolkat · 11-16-2007 02:33

baby we can dance all night

MyDollIsCute · 11-16-2007 02:35

Ladyofthesea wrote:
I never got a pick up line cuz I am fugly.

I just snorted.

Don't worry, I'll give you a pick up line. Here's a Beavis and Butthead one (only the finest!): If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 02:38

Ladyofthesea wrote:
I never got a pick up line cuz I am fugly.

yeah, you're totally fugly. <insert eyeroll here.> Whatever. All I can say is--stay AWAY from mah may-an!

Ladyofthesea · 11-16-2007 02:40

This one...

I always keep him around.

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 02:41

Tha's him! Iz lurve im.

Coolkat · 11-16-2007 02:42

my tong dances be hind my lips for you and onley you. wut do you think about that pick up line?

MyDollIsCute · 11-16-2007 02:42

coolkat wrote:
my tong dances be hind my lips for you and onley you. wut do you think about that pick up line?

I think my husband is lucky that's not the line he used when we met.

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 02:44

I think why did you quote yourself?

MyDollIsCute · 11-16-2007 02:46

dawnm wrote:
I think why did you quote yourself?

Yeah I deleted that....kind of annoying...

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 02:48

THANK YOU!

I need an ignore button! NOW!!

Ladyofthesea · 11-16-2007 02:52

?

Coolkat · 11-16-2007 02:55

girls with asses like mine don't go out with guys with faces like yous

Dawnm · 11-16-2007 03:01

we already did that one.

Ladyofthesea · 11-16-2007 03:03

Are we rocking this board tonight or what???
love it.

Lain · 11-16-2007 14:54

*Laughing too hard to type*
GASP!
*and breathe* LOL

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