dawnm wrote:
Learning anything Lain?
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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
I really like that one
Clever. I'm learning a few. Do girls use pick up lines? I always start the converstion it seems with girls, so I don't know. I'd like to know what some of the girls' pick up lines are too 
-Phillip J. Fry
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if I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together,
I can't say the rest there all x-rated


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Only jerks use pick up lines in a serious way. Male or female, only jerks.
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MyDollIsCute wrote:
dawnm wrote:
You must be exhausted...you've been running thru my hea d all day...
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
what are you talkin about mdic. dawnm is 94 years old!
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talkin' bout is it hot in here or is it just u. both a yall is female.

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well as usual the contant pppsssttttttttt when you walk by a group of boys, one guy tried to catch my attention by saying honey and blowing me a kiss, a group of boys said a bay bay to me, (meaning hey baby) and some others did stuff i don't feel to type the comical, ignorant and foolish actions they did
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Lain wrote:
dawnm wrote:
Learning anything Lain?
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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.I really like that one
Clever. I'm learning a few. Do girls use pick up lines? I always start the converstion it seems with girls, so I don't know. I'd like to know what some of the girls' pick up lines are too
Hmmmm....I don't remember ever using a pickup line. Ususally I just bat my eyelashes and look pretty...
But, hey, I love your sig line. It sounds so profound. Can you explain it to me please?
*batbat*
(I really DO like it.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
lol go Quagmire
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oh wait I only just noticed someone else posted that
soz, luv starla
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if you were a booger i'd pick you first
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If I was a lost puppy would you take me home? That one was horrible!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..... (Heard that one on Hogan Knows Best and I LOVED IT!).
But for the most part, pick up lines are horrible. Just go up to a girl and introduce yourself. We like that much better than those same old "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" lines. Am i right, ladies? (and complimenting us on something like our shoes is great too). lol
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how you doing ?
is what joey from friends used ten seasons 
but the worst is this one :" nice dress , but it would be even nicer on my bedroomfloor .."
i felt like slapping him when he said that . :@
" where have you been my whole life "
" i must have died and gone to heaven for meeting an angel like you"
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dawnm wrote:
Lain wrote:
dawnm wrote:
Learning anything Lain?
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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.I really like that one
Clever. I'm learning a few. Do girls use pick up lines? I always start the converstion it seems with girls, so I don't know. I'd like to know what some of the girls' pick up lines are too
Hmmmm....I don't remember ever using a pickup line. Ususally I just bat my eyelashes and look pretty...
But, hey, I love your sig line. It sounds so profound. Can you explain it to me please?
*batbat*
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(I really DO like it.)
Thank you
My sig line is really just a fancy way of saying "How flowers (or other smells like perfume) can make you feel deep emotions."
I heard somewhere girls like smart guys, so I just quoted a smart guy hoping it would make me sounds smart too. lol
Actually, to be honest, the person I quoted, Phillip J. Fry, is a character on Futurama who is completely stupid. Funny... but dumb.
Thanks again 
-Phillip J. Fry
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well,i hate it when a boy gets his friend to ask for my number for him so i usually walk up to him and lay on some lines.
i once bumped into this really cute guy on purpose made him spill his drink i apologize at least ten times.he tried to get my number i lied told him "pops, is real strict when it comes to guys"so i got him to give me his number.{not reallt a pick up line but i got him to fall for it} ^^
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blksnobunnie wrote:
if you were a booger i'd pick you first
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whoa,thats very deep he must have really like you XD lol
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this is really cheesey but I'll say it anyway " if you were a booger i'd pick you"
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that stupid and pathetic pickup line "that dress is pretty but it would look nicer on my bedroom floor" thats
stupid who ever says that is a total moron and couldn't get a girl to put him out if he was on fire
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haha to true
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so now the ice is broken * trows icecube on the floor*
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this is kinda wierd but oh well
i must be in heaven, cos theres an angel infront of me!
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These are great! Some are pathetic, like the dress one ( what a jerk ), but the weight of the polar bear, and throwing the ice is clever and funny 
More please
I enjoy reading them 
-Phillip J. Fry
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Funniest one ever was on or near my 21st first birthday, when this guy actually said to me:
If you were a bag of chips, and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Everready.
Other than that, my favorite was this guy who said "Girls like you just don't date guys like me" in this really forlorn voice. It made me think "awwwww" for a second until I realized he says that to every girl he meets cause it makes them all go awwwww. 

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Actually I remember one funny story...
The line is "Look at that, the star has fallen from the sky, don't you disappear!"
I actually got this one from my boyfriends father ... ha ha ...
I was so embarrassed... (I wouldn't have been if I wasn't 16
), went all red..


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Lain wrote:
dawnm wrote:
Lain wrote:
I really like that oneClever. I'm learning a few. Do girls use pick up lines? I always start the converstion it seems with girls, so I don't know. I'd like to know what some of the girls' pick up lines are too
Hmmmm....I don't remember ever using a pickup line. Ususally I just bat my eyelashes and look pretty...
But, hey, I love your sig line. It sounds so profound. Can you explain it to me please?
*batbat*
![]()
(I really DO like it.)
Thank you
My sig line is really just a fancy way of saying "How flowers (or other smells like perfume) can make you feel deep emotions."
I heard somewhere girls like smart guys, so I just quoted a smart guy hoping it would make me sounds smart too. lol
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Actually, to be honest, the person I quoted, Phillip J. Fry, is a character on Futurama who is completely stupid. Funny... but dumb.
Thanks again
Lain, sweetie-I know you understood that was my pickup line, right? Acting like a not overly bright pretty girl, batting eyelashes, complimenting you, making you feel just ever so slightly smarter than me...just so you'd feel really good explaining it to me. Boys eat that up/
You got that right?
It worked too...
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Touche' Yep, I got it.
That was pretty smooth tho. I guess that's what I get for quoting Fry 
-Phillip J. Fry
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Suave even...
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