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#276 08-18-2008 06:18

My1218
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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

I have had someone actually attempt to use the "polar bear" line.
Ugh.
haha

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#277 08-18-2008 09:34

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Somone once said this to me once...
'I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you tonight?' lol
Let's just say this...I laughed, then kicked him in a most unappropiate place. He didn't try it again...lol

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Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#278 08-18-2008 09:38

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Zexion wrote:

Somone once said this to me once...
'I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you tonight?' lol
Let's just say this...I laughed, then kicked him in a most unappropiate place. He didn't try it again...lol

right on sister lol

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Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
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#279 08-18-2008 09:50

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

LittleMissCuteness wrote:

Zexion wrote:

Somone once said this to me once...
'I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you tonight?' lol
Let's just say this...I laughed, then kicked him in a most unappropiate place. He didn't try it again...lol

right on sister lol

Heh...well, he did deserve it. So cheesy...but I was like, 'you just got SERVED!' lol

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Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#280 08-18-2008 10:01

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

lol

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se mor'ranr ono fianna !

Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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#281 08-18-2008 10:14

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Have you got any?smile

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Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#282 08-18-2008 10:23

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

nah all the people that i know that are boys know better than to try that funny buisness with me lol although one of my mates that i've been friends with since primary whos a boy keeps asking me out and i'm not interested i let him down gently but its starting to p me off now hes been askin me since year 2

                                                  The Bimbo Mafia  ♥Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks
se mor'ranr ono fianna !

Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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#283 08-18-2008 10:32

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

LittleMissCuteness wrote:

nah all the people that i know that are boys know better than to try that funny buisness with me lol although one of my mates that i've been friends with since primary whos a boy keeps asking me out and i'm not interested i let him down gently but its starting to p me off now hes been askin me since year 2

Tell him you are bi....it'll put him off. Always works for me. lol

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#284 08-18-2008 10:40

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

i would if i thought that it would work i don't think he'd care lol

                                                  The Bimbo Mafia  ♥Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks
se mor'ranr ono fianna !

Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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#285 08-18-2008 11:49

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

lol

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Se mor'ranr ono finna!
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#286 08-18-2008 11:53

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

I have heard some shockers...as well as the terribly smooth and cliche'd. But my favourite ever was "I'd whistle if I could'.....it didn't work, but I still thought it was pretty cute lol

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#287 08-19-2008 11:31

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

I remember a reply I made up to one of these...
A boys said to me, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'
And I said, 'No...but it sure as heck stung when I crawled outta heck!' big_smile

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#288 08-20-2008 15:02

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

is that a mirror in your pants 'cause i can see myself in them  hmm  that has to be one of the worst n sooo cheesy, even when someone told me that when i was younger i knew it was naff! (sorry if it offends)

'If you sincerly want a truly well-rounded education you must study the extremists, the obscure and the 'nutty'. You need the balance! your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road cr*p twenty four hours a day'
- Reverend Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius

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#289 08-20-2008 16:59

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

someone once said to me "there's a cut on my lip can you kiss it better?" i was like um no thanks mate:P
xx

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#290 08-21-2008 09:27

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

GiselleB wrote:

is that a mirror in your pants 'cause i can see myself in them  hmm  that has to be one of the worst n sooo cheesy, even when someone told me that when i was younger i knew it was naff! (sorry if it offends)

Whoa...talk about being forward! lol

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#291 08-21-2008 10:50

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

i know hmm as soon as i saw this topic i had to post it lol

'If you sincerly want a truly well-rounded education you must study the extremists, the obscure and the 'nutty'. You need the balance! your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road cr*p twenty four hours a day'
- Reverend Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius

I've got the Sherman effect
http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/73/pt/57620.jpg http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/74/pt/58554.jpg http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/74/pt/58552.jpg

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#292 08-21-2008 14:07

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

GiselleB wrote:

i know hmm as soon as i saw this topic i had to post it lol

sourire God, I hope all boys aren't like the ones you and me have encountered...lol

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#293 08-21-2008 15:39

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Zexion wrote:

GiselleB wrote:

i know hmm as soon as i saw this topic i had to post it lol

sourire God, I hope all boys aren't like the ones you and me have encountered...lol

lol no, no ones said it to me it's just what i've heard others say lol  smile

'If you sincerly want a truly well-rounded education you must study the extremists, the obscure and the 'nutty'. You need the balance! your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road cr*p twenty four hours a day'
- Reverend Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius

I've got the Sherman effect
http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/73/pt/57620.jpg http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/74/pt/58554.jpg http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/74/pt/58552.jpg

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#294 08-22-2008 03:28

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Hayy
Did it hurt????
Wen yoo fell from heaven???
smile

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#295 08-22-2008 16:29

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

my geography teacher says that the center of the earth is the hottest place in the world,
but i think its wherever you are

Michael Phelps, you mean my husband?

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#296 08-23-2008 13:41

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

HaHa...
I Lost My Number... Can I Have Yours...?

Thats A Chat Up Line..

xx

Ashlee -

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#297 08-24-2008 19:54

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

meagannlovee wrote:

my geography teacher says that the center of the earth is the hottest place in the world,
but i think its wherever you are

I hope he doesn't say that to his pupils.lol

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#298 08-24-2008 19:55

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

GiselleB wrote:

Zexion wrote:

GiselleB wrote:

i know hmm as soon as i saw this topic i had to post it lol

sourire God, I hope all boys aren't like the ones you and me have encountered...lol

lol no, no ones said it to me it's just what i've heard others say lol  smile

Are you just defending yourself? lol Cause you are a boy, right?

The Bimbo Mafia %u2665 Mess with us, and you'll be sleeping with the lipsticks!
Se mor'ranr ono finna!
Where lies the soul when one lies in darkness?
Here's my fav anime, yeah!:
-Naruto
-Death Note
-Bleach
-Rave Master
Hey, I've watched tons, but these are my so far favourites!big_smile

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#299 08-29-2008 23:59

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Here are a few cheesy ones.

-Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven?

-When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. ((WINNER!))

-I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. ((WINNER!!))

-Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the sh**!

-You should be someone's wife. ((WINNER!!!))

-You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. ((WINNER!!!!))

-What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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#300 08-30-2008 00:02

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Re: Pickup lines you'vre used or heard

Zexion wrote:

Somone once said this to me once...
'I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you tonight?' lol
Let's just say this...I laughed, then kicked him in a most unappropiate place. He didn't try it again...lol

aww.. i think that one is sorta cute tongue

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