Jokes!
#1 09-29-2007 19:30
- Catelinedragon
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Jokes!
A man has a toothache and goes to the dentist.After an examination the dentict says:
-Verry bad!On the left nothing is left and on the right nothing is right! 
NEW!!! So there's this class for learning English.In it are two men-a russian and an egyptian.The teacher tells them to create sentances that include the words pink,yellow and green.
The Russian:I woke up in the morning and saw my pink rose with it's green leaves.Then I went on a walk on the yellow sand.
The Egyptian:I woke up in the morning and heard my phone "Green,green".I pink it up and sayd "Yellow!"
You are so dumb!When you saw a sign that sayd "Wet floor!" u did! 
You're so dumb you spent an hour staring at a juice box because it said "Concentrate!" 
You're so fat when you step on the scale it says "One at a time,please"!
NEW!!! You're so fat when you go to a restaurant and look at the menu you say "OK!"
Q:Why did the rocket loose it's job?
A:Because it was fired!
Q:What animal should you never play games with?
A:A cheatah!
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#2 09-29-2007 19:45
- MisfitRoxy
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Re: Jokes!
I would say all of these jokes are very cute! This is for all of them:
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#3 09-30-2007 16:29
- Adathegirl7
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They are very cool jokes LOL
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#4 10-17-2007 18:54
- Yetr
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wow thats alot of laughs !!!
but thats how i feel too
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#5 10-17-2007 19:05
- Seksygurl10
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lol thats alots of good jokes lol
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#6 10-19-2007 16:55
- Red-hot-chilly
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#7 10-19-2007 19:41
- Suri
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One snow man say's to another snow man, can you smell carrot
Suri xx
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#9 10-20-2007 09:57
- Misato
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joke 1, 6 - (didnt quite understand)
joke 2 -
3, 4, 5, 7, 8 -
BUT overall..
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#10 10-21-2007 14:49
- Volidorsa1
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Now that was Funny!!!!!!
Rating for all of your jokes:
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#11 11-30-2007 14:45
- Red-hot-chilly
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I have a joke too , in fact is a real story of a real stupid kid ..... in the last trip we went at some volcanos and a classmate wanted to ,,test" the volcanos and he fell in. And the most funny thing is that her mother said ,,Is a usually thing , it happens very often .
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#12 11-30-2007 14:57
- Jeissel Denise
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fill the void
a young girl came to mother complaining that her stomach hurt
"oh,honey your stomach is empty,"the mother responded.
"you just need to get something in it and youlle be fine"
about a week later, a newly assigned pastor was speaking with her mother and he happended to mention that he had a headache
the young girl overhead it and responded quickly: "oh, your head is empty.you just need to get something in it and youlle be fine
i dont know if that is a joke
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#13 12-01-2007 01:03
- Jan941
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Good jokes!!
their funny, seriously.
2 bad i'm not funny.
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#15 12-01-2007 14:26
- Hifigirl
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I know some Chinese jokes since I lived here for quite a while, but I'll give it a go:
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A: Cos' it was a MOTH BALL!!!
Heres another:
Your so ugly you don't have to dress up for Halloween!
And:
Your familys so poor when someones at the door your sister has to shout 'Ding Dong!'
And:
Q: Where do chickens go to die?
A: Oven
Rating for Catelinedragons jokes: Multiply that by a thousand and you're still not even close!
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#16 12-05-2007 04:20
- Pilipinaako28
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CooL!! LoL!!!
LiVe To LOvE..
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#17 12-06-2007 14:23
- Mnms
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: ::
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I worked really hard on them so hard i can't feel my fingers
Any way thats for all of them
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#22 12-11-2007 04:33
- Iamwaytoobeautiful
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#23 12-27-2007 02:02
- Angelhottie
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so awesome and cool since i did a lot of simlies i`ll give some info on what the word "dude" means
1.calling a guy
2.infected hair on a elephant`s butt
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#24 12-29-2007 16:28
- Camie121
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that is disgusting but funny lol!!
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#25 12-29-2007 16:48
- Klaude1995
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