#1 02-01-2012 00:27

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What would you do...?

...If your spouse happened to mention to you in conversation that he didn't know how to masturbate themselves?

sure many people are gonna be tempted to say "I would do it for them XD lol" but we're talking about those times when you just really want to be left alone and go to sleep and they don't.

We had that conversation and I've been mulling about how to remedy the situation in my mind since.  I got nothing except what I told him at the time which was "try or go to sleep"


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#2 02-01-2012 00:33

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Re: What would you do...?

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

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#3 02-01-2012 01:18

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Re: What would you do...?

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

This! I honestly don't believe people who say they don't know how or never have.


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#4 02-01-2012 01:22

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Re: What would you do...?

dude thats crazy


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#5 02-01-2012 01:32

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Re: What would you do...?

Em. Just tell him to ~experiment~ and find what works for him. There's no 'how to' guide.


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#6 02-01-2012 01:52

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Re: What would you do...?

Miss Lacy wrote:

Em. Just tell him to ~experiment~ and find what works for him. There's no 'how to' guide.

THIS.
Just tell him to get himself hard, use his hand and.. jerk?



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#7 02-01-2012 02:21

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Re: What would you do...?

Might be his way of trying to get you to masturbate for him...? You know, like some people pretending that they don't know this or that so that someone will do it for them...?


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#8 02-01-2012 03:31

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Re: What would you do...?

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.


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#9 02-01-2012 04:54

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Re: What would you do...?

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

I TOTALLY get that and if it hadn't been for the serious look in his eyes and even tone I'd have thought he was full of it too....


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#10 02-01-2012 05:14

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Re: What would you do...?

He.. was.. serious?
What exactly does he mean, though? Does he just not know how to get himself hard(been there, before I met my current guy I could not get off or get wet by myself at all, whatsoever.)? Does he not get himself to orgasm?



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#11 02-01-2012 05:29

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Re: What would you do...?

Skylight_Blue wrote:

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

I TOTALLY get that and if it hadn't been for the serious look in his eyes and even tone I'd have thought he was full of it too....

How long are you married to him Sky...?


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#12 02-01-2012 05:54

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Re: What would you do...?

Alluex wrote:

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

This! I honestly don't believe people who say they don't know how or never have.

I wasn't quite sure how to do it when I first tried. I was very naive to sex and thought it was supposed to fill good if I stuck something up there and moved it back and forth. So needless to say, my first attempt at it (at age 17) did not go well and I felt nothing. It wasn't until I looked online did I realize I had this thing called a clitoris and that's what was supposed to be touched in order for things to feel good.

It took me almost a year later to finally get the grasp of it and that's when I started having my first orgasms. This was only after my husband (then boyfriend) figured out how to do it for me.

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#13 02-01-2012 06:09

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Re: What would you do...?

He's a master manipulator. He knows how to, and is saying that to get you to touch him. He wants a hand job, that is all this is. Sad that he'd stoop that low to get what he wants.


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#14 02-01-2012 06:18

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Re: What would you do...?

florallover wrote:

Skylight_Blue wrote:

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

I TOTALLY get that and if it hadn't been for the serious look in his eyes and even tone I'd have thought he was full of it too....

How long are you married to him Sky...?

we just celebrated our 2nd anniversary in December and will have two kids by April so, for Kitty, I think it's just that he can't orgasm or just doesn't know how to cast himself in a sexual light, for himself, which might explain some other stuff actually... hmm

Branded, that's helpful to know but i think I might have made the mistake of doing for him too many times and now he's just too lazy to experiment with himself... -_-
I was the virgin in the relationship and have already found three distinct techniques for him the hard way..."never scene a penis up close before his" kind of virgin.


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#15 02-01-2012 06:22

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Re: What would you do...?

BeautyXRush wrote:

He's a master manipulator. He knows how to, and is saying that to get you to touch him. He wants a hand job, that is all this is. Sad that he'd stoop that low to get what he wants.

That's what I thought at first but adding the rest of it together he really doesn't.  two years of marriage and I might have initiated 5 times altogether just to make him feel better.


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#16 02-01-2012 10:07

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Re: What would you do...?

What o_o

Wow, okay.  Show him a man masturbating on the internet?  There are plenty of videos out there.  My favourite is the public masturbator.  Pure filth.  Disgusting.  But strangely, it makes you feel really tense in case he gets caught.

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#17 02-05-2012 13:01

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Re: What would you do...?

maybe he is scared or doesn't know how to do it properly. why don't you get him to to talk to some of his guy friends or show him techniques online like Xenita said.


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#18 02-05-2012 14:37

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100% liar. He has been wanking since he was old enough to use him thumbs.


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#19 02-06-2012 19:54

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Re: What would you do...?

how can you not know? I mean... nobody ever told me how to do it, nevertheless, I am pretty good at it! isn't it just something natural?

perhaps you should just encourage him to try things, find out what makes him feel good and go on with it until he's got the hang of it.
it might be a "psychological" issue, too. It won't work if he does not feel comfortable, it is important to relax and fully concentrate on the own body. Masturbation is not only a way to satisfy sexual needs but I found it a very good strategy to release stress wink


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#20 02-06-2012 22:14

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Re: What would you do...?

I've had that conversation too with my boyfriend. He told me he didn't know how to masturbate and I told him it was all crap. It's simply because he prefers it when I do it. He then told me the truth and said he prefers it when I do it because it feels much better. Having had this conversation I sometimes refuse to do it for him and tell him he is going to have to do it himself.


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#21 02-09-2012 02:49

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Re: What would you do...?

It's not totally crazy. My (ex?) boyfriend said he tried it and it just didn't work for him. (This caused a LOT of problems in our relationship.)


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#22 02-09-2012 17:48

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Re: What would you do...?

Alluex wrote:

KittySaysMeow34 wrote:

I'm sorry but I can't grasp the thought of people not knowing how to masturbate.

I'm dead serious. I am NOT poking fun at you or your situation. But I actually, seriously cannot grasp that thought.

This! I honestly don't believe people who say they don't know how or never have.

as above. your spouse either lies or achieved a brand new level of weirdness. even if he didn't know, there's internet?


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