Okay, all you have to do for this game is put the sentences together...

First letter of your name:
A, B or C: A donkey
D, E or F: My teacher
G, H or I: My dad
J, K or L: I
M, N or P: My dog
Q, R or S: My mum
T, U, or V: The Priest
W, X, Y or Z: My friend

First letter of your username:
A, B or C: fought against
D, E or F: ate
G, H or I: painted
J, K or L: jumped on
M, N or P: bit
Q, R or S: licked
T, U, or V: shouted
W, X, Y or Z: melted

First digit in you age (If single number, it's 0):
0: a star
1: my boyfriend
2: a jacket
3: a slice of pasta
4: a lightbulb
5: Selena Gomez
6: my computer
7: my phone
8: the church
9: the police

So mine is My mum ate my boyfriend

What's yours; comment below!