Somewhere in the world, lived a girl, which didn't know how to sing. Her name was Justin Beaver.... She Though her voice was the best and one day decided to give audition for the new show Idiot Idol,so she went there and gave her audition and she thought she sang very well and she did but she didnt knew that the judges judging her voice were all deaf so they passed her and told her that she has wonderful voice.And judges were all really drunk!
So, little girl became famous. When judges saw her in the magazines, they made suicide.People saw her in the magazines as a girl,but no one knew the truth.She came to a tv show and someone asked "why are you called justin?" and she answered "well,i'm a boy.my mom realised this because she looked in my undies,because when she heard my voie,she thought I was a girl''.Every smart girl laughed at her, but then one girl said that she loves her and her voice. Justin got a fans.
Then she went on the tv and said: I'm a boy! And I'll start singing. So she made her song Baby.In the meantime she made a lot of horrible songs like Baby. And most girls were going on and on about her.
Then one day Daniel Radcliffe wanted to meet Justin. When he saw her, he was like 'What the fish! What is this creature?!' She ran back to the bathroom crying and then sang 'Never let you go' for Daniel. She loved him but he hated her. Then she entered 'BOYS-2-GIRLS IDOL' and then failed really badly. Everyone started calling her a beaver cause of her two long teeth. (XD)
She became a total retard.She was so retarted that she couldn`t control her mind and she started saying stupid things as
MY FINGERS CAN WALK!!!
Actually, the world was proud because she started using her fingers!
and
I'M HOTTER THAN JONAS BROTHERS DEAL WITH IT

What the h*ck?~? A retard singing two long teeth girl CAN`T be hotter than Jonas Brothers. Anyonw knows that.
She became depressed. She wanted to kill herself, but then Sean Kingston came and kissed her, because he liked her. They started to dating. After a month they had their new song. They also decided to have a baby!

Problem came when Sean realized that Justin was lying. He ain't no singer ! He has been singing on playback this whole time. Sean didn't want a fake singer so he decided to dump him.
Biever became so sad and he decided to write a song called : I just need somebody to love. Usher felt bad for him so he decided to help him out on that song. But nightmare has just began. He started to win over top-charts,more an more girls started to like him !! It was like a crazy madness. Normal people didn't know what to do,so they came up with a plan. Destroy Biever's playback.

They decided to make an Anti-Justin Beaver Group. They had their first meeting under the old stone bridge.After a while of thinking and talking they made a plan A.
Plan was about destroying Beaver's playback.. and Beaver. While they were talking about money, someone came on the bridge. They stopped. One brave men, took the light and went look,who's that.

Everyone went outside and then we saw it ! It was Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone screamed. He told us : I can't do it anymore ! He's music,I can't listen to it ! He's photos are everywhere  !!! I must die. All of us stood next to him trying to tell him not to jump,but it was too late,he jumped into the great river. We didn't know what to do. Jon Bon Jovi just murdered himself ! Because of Beaver ! And then we saw something. An icon in the water. And realised it's Jon ! He survived. We helped him get out of the water when he told us : ''I'm in'' And Jon Bon Jovi joined the Anti-Beaver club.

We hired a pro serial killer. He was very expensive, so we all agreed that we'll kill him,if he won't do his job. It was early in the morning when we went home,waiting for news from serial killer. We were so curious and nervous. Then he called...

The serial killer said he would kill her tonight, raiding her house. We all cheered in happiness...never have to listen to her again!
So the SK raised his knife...BUT THEN...

Someone shot him. We all stood up and watched him bleeding. It was so scary! But while we were watching we heard her! We heard Justin Beaver. She was outside, laughing with gun in her hands. I ran to the phone and called the police,but they came too late. Beaver,that stupid *Cough* , ran away...

He ran a lot but he couldn't run more than 10 m because she was just a baby girl...But someone saw him and shouted:"Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!Wanna marry me??".He said "You idiot you".The Anti-Justin-Beaber club heard and found him.Then...

We all stood around him. He couldn't escape. He started beggin' us to let him go,but no one said a word. Then one of us took out a mobile phone,music was on,and yes,it was rock. Bieber cried,begged,fell on his knees but there was nothing he could do. He had to listen to real music.

It was a pain for her, she couldn't listen it anymore so she said we can kill her,but no!  She must suffer... She had to promise that she won't ever sing. She promised,so we left her alone. But other day she was singing Baby on tv. It was time for plan B!

We got around before her concert and stole all the equipment for playback. She had to sing live but she didn't know it yet. She started singing and everyone tought it was - terrible ! No one liked it. They all started booing (lol) on her,she cried and ran of the stage. But was that the end ? You never know,looks like even she had a back up plan.

That *Cough Cough* really had a back up plan. She bought the equipment and hid it under the bed. After a month, when we thought,she won't sing anymore and that we are safe, Beaver came back on the stage. Darn! We couldn't believe it, those rats are really annoying. We called each other and agreed that it's time for plan C. Kill the Beaver.

We got some Colts and some knifes and we went in Beaver`s appartament. Everything was pink and girly and, when we opened the door, Justin Beaver and Miley Cyrus were there laughing!

When Miley saw us,she said "What am I doing here?!Please help me!She stole me!".We looked at her and said "Beaver thinks that she's a boy.".Miley was like O_O.
We:What are you doing here,Miley?
Miley:A..oh..Miley?No,no,I am Hannah!Yes,Hannah Montana!Nobody's...You don't trust me,right?
We:No.MOVE!!!YOU TOO,*cough* !!You will both go somewhere.You won't be hurt.I promise.Not!

Beaver, knowing how mischievous our plans are, put a hand on Miley's mouth, in order to make her shut up and tried to tame us trying to sing that awful song of his, "Baby". Miley also tried to help her out with the song "Can't be tamed". She didn't chose it well, because the lyrics themselves were against their purposes. But their voices combined made our heads spin and our knees gave up. "Oh no!" we thought. But out hands were to weak to reach the mobile phone and contra-attack with the divine sound of rock music. When we thought that nothing can be done anymore...

Last edited by zuzucandy (07-11-2010 21:11)

I love this story

Somewhere in the world, lived a girl, which didn't know how to sing. Her name was Justin Beaver.... She Though her voice was the best and one day decided to give audition for the new show Idiot Idol,so she went there and gave her audition and she thought she sang very well and she did but she didnt knew that the judges judging her voice were all deaf so they passed her and told her that she has wonderful voice.And judges were all really drunk!
So, little girl became famous. When judges saw her in the magazines, they made suicide.People saw her in the magazines as a girl,but no one knew the truth.She came to a tv show and someone asked "why are you called justin?" and she answered "well,i'm a boy.my mom realised this because she looked in my undies,because when she heard my voie,she thought I was a girl''.Every smart girl laughed at her, but then one girl said that she loves her and her voice. Justin got a fans.
Then she went on the tv and said: I'm a boy! And I'll start singing. So she made her song Baby.In the meantime she made a lot of horrible songs like Baby. And most girls were going on and on about her.
Then one day Daniel Radcliffe wanted to meet Justin. When he saw her, he was like 'What the fish! What is this creature?!' She ran back to the bathroom crying and then sang 'Never let you go' for Daniel. She loved him but he hated her. Then she entered 'BOYS-2-GIRLS IDOL' and then failed really badly. Everyone started calling her a beaver cause of her two long teeth. (XD)
She became a total retard.She was so retarted that she couldn`t control her mind and she started saying stupid things as
MY FINGERS CAN WALK!!!
Actually, the world was proud because she started using her fingers!
and
I'M HOTTER THAN JONAS BROTHERS DEAL WITH IT

What the h*ck?~? A retard singing two long teeth girl CAN`T be hotter than Jonas Brothers. Anyonw knows that.
She became depressed. She wanted to kill herself, but then Sean Kingston came and kissed her, because he liked her. They started to dating. After a month they had their new song. They also decided to have a baby!

Problem came when Sean realized that Justin was lying. He ain't no singer ! He has been singing on playback this whole time. Sean didn't want a fake singer so he decided to dump him.
Biever became so sad and he decided to write a song called : I just need somebody to love. Usher felt bad for him so he decided to help him out on that song. But nightmare has just began. He started to win over top-charts,more an more girls started to like him !! It was like a crazy madness. Normal people didn't know what to do,so they came up with a plan. Destroy Biever's playback.

They decided to make an Anti-Justin Beaver Group. They had their first meeting under the old stone bridge.After a while of thinking and talking they made a plan A.
Plan was about destroying Beaver's playback.. and Beaver. While they were talking about money, someone came on the bridge. They stopped. One brave men, took the light and went look,who's that.

Everyone went outside and then we saw it ! It was Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone screamed. He told us : I can't do it anymore ! He's music,I can't listen to it ! He's photos are everywhere  !!! I must die. All of us stood next to him trying to tell him not to jump,but it was too late,he jumped into the great river. We didn't know what to do. Jon Bon Jovi just murdered himself ! Because of Beaver ! And then we saw something. An icon in the water. And realised it's Jon ! He survived. We helped him get out of the water when he told us : ''I'm in'' And Jon Bon Jovi joined the Anti-Beaver club.

We hired a pro serial killer. He was very expensive, so we all agreed that we'll kill him,if he won't do his job. It was early in the morning when we went home,waiting for news from serial killer. We were so curious and nervous. Then he called...

The serial killer said he would kill her tonight, raiding her house. We all cheered in happiness...never have to listen to her again!
So the SK raised his knife...BUT THEN...

Someone shot him. We all stood up and watched him bleeding. It was so scary! But while we were watching we heard her! We heard Justin Beaver. She was outside, laughing with gun in her hands. I ran to the phone and called the police,but they came too late. Beaver,that stupid *Cough* , ran away...

He ran a lot but he couldn't run more than 10 m because she was just a baby girl...But someone saw him and shouted:"Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!Wanna marry me??".He said "You idiot you".The Anti-Justin-Beaber club heard and found him.Then...

We all stood around him. He couldn't escape. He started beggin' us to let him go,but no one said a word. Then one of us took out a mobile phone,music was on,and yes,it was rock. Bieber cried,begged,fell on his knees but there was nothing he could do. He had to listen to real music.

It was a pain for her, she couldn't listen it anymore so she said we can kill her,but no!  She must suffer... She had to promise that she won't ever sing. She promised,so we left her alone. But other day she was singing Baby on tv. It was time for plan B!

We got around before her concert and stole all the equipment for playback. She had to sing live but she didn't know it yet. She started singing and everyone tought it was - terrible ! No one liked it. They all started booing (lol) on her,she cried and ran of the stage. But was that the end ? You never know,looks like even she had a back up plan.

That *Cough Cough* really had a back up plan. She bought the equipment and hid it under the bed. After a month, when we thought,she won't sing anymore and that we are safe, Beaver came back on the stage. Darn! We couldn't believe it, those rats are really annoying. We called each other and agreed that it's time for plan C. Kill the Beaver.

We got some Colts and some knifes and we went in Beaver`s appartament. Everything was pink and girly and, when we opened the door, Justin Beaver and Miley Cyrus were there laughing!

When Miley saw us,she said "What am I doing here?!Please help me!She stole me!".We looked at her and said "Beaver thinks that she's a boy.".Miley was like O_O.
We:What are you doing here,Miley?
Miley:A..oh..Miley?No,no,I am Hannah!Yes,Hannah Montana!Nobody's...You don't trust me,right?
We:No.MOVE!!!YOU TOO,*cough* !!You will both go somewhere.You won't be hurt.I promise.Not!

Beaver, knowing how mischievous our plans are, put a hand on Miley's mouth, in order to make her shut up and tried to tame us trying to sing that awful song of his, "Baby". Miley also tried to help her out with the song "Can't be tamed". She didn't chose it well, because the lyrics themselves were against their purposes. But their voices combined made our heads spin and our knees gave up. "Oh no!" we thought. But out hands were to weak to reach the mobile phone and contra-attack with the divine sound of rock music. When we thought that nothing can be done anymore...

Miley sprouted wings and came to us and pecked the phones out of our pockets with her pink beak.  she said 'caaawccaaw' which probably meant 'imma birrrrrrd' and she flew off.
We all looked at eachother confused, but we didn't care, since the beaver was still singing 'baby', without noticing what had actually happened. We turned on the rock music and it made beaver put her hands to her ears and she squeezed so hard, her head...

Then, her eyes popped out, her ears melted and her mouth started to shrink but it wasn't over! Her beaver teeth started to...

and humming "Baby" STILL...it wasn't over

Last edited by Schylerr (07-14-2010 00:31)

Bimbo Angel wrote:

Horatia wrote:

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*giggles*

LOL

OmG!

This cracked me up!!   


Hey anne, I love the idea 

I'll make an evil conversation soon, promise

Can't wait to see it

Somewhere in the world, lived a girl, which didn't know how to sing. Her name was Justin Beaver.... She Though her voice was the best and one day decided to give audition for the new show Idiot Idol,so she went there and gave her audition and she thought she sang very well and she did but she didnt knew that the judges judging her voice were all deaf so they passed her and told her that she has wonderful voice.And judges were all really drunk!
So, little girl became famous. When judges saw her in the magazines, they made suicide.People saw her in the magazines as a girl,but no one knew the truth.She came to a tv show and someone asked "why are you called justin?" and she answered "well,i'm a boy.my mom realised this because she looked in my undies,because when she heard my voie,she thought I was a girl''.Every smart girl laughed at her, but then one girl said that she loves her and her voice. Justin got a fans.
Then she went on the tv and said: I'm a boy! And I'll start singing. So she made her song Baby.In the meantime she made a lot of horrible songs like Baby. And most girls were going on and on about her.
Then one day Daniel Radcliffe wanted to meet Justin. When he saw her, he was like 'What the fish! What is this creature?!' She ran back to the bathroom crying and then sang 'Never let you go' for Daniel. She loved him but he hated her. Then she entered 'BOYS-2-GIRLS IDOL' and then failed really badly. Everyone started calling her a beaver cause of her two long teeth. (XD)
She became a total retard.She was so retarted that she couldn`t control her mind and she started saying stupid things as
MY FINGERS CAN WALK!!!
Actually, the world was proud because she started using her fingers!
and
I'M HOTTER THAN JONAS BROTHERS DEAL WITH IT

What the h*ck?~? A retard singing two long teeth girl CAN`T be hotter than Jonas Brothers. Anyonw knows that.
She became depressed. She wanted to kill herself, but then Sean Kingston came and kissed her, because he liked her. They started to dating. After a month they had their new song. They also decided to have a baby!

Problem came when Sean realized that Justin was lying. He ain't no singer ! He has been singing on playback this whole time. Sean didn't want a fake singer so he decided to dump him.
Biever became so sad and he decided to write a song called : I just need somebody to love. Usher felt bad for him so he decided to help him out on that song. But nightmare has just began. He started to win over top-charts,more an more girls started to like him !! It was like a crazy madness. Normal people didn't know what to do,so they came up with a plan. Destroy Biever's playback.

They decided to make an Anti-Justin Beaver Group. They had their first meeting under the old stone bridge.After a while of thinking and talking they made a plan A.
Plan was about destroying Beaver's playback.. and Beaver. While they were talking about money, someone came on the bridge. They stopped. One brave men, took the light and went look,who's that.

Everyone went outside and then we saw it ! It was Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone screamed. He told us : I can't do it anymore ! He's music,I can't listen to it ! He's photos are everywhere  !!! I must die. All of us stood next to him trying to tell him not to jump,but it was too late,he jumped into the great river. We didn't know what to do. Jon Bon Jovi just murdered himself ! Because of Beaver ! And then we saw something. An icon in the water. And realised it's Jon ! He survived. We helped him get out of the water when he told us : ''I'm in'' And Jon Bon Jovi joined the Anti-Beaver club.

We hired a pro serial killer. He was very expensive, so we all agreed that we'll kill him,if he won't do his job. It was early in the morning when we went home,waiting for news from serial killer. We were so curious and nervous. Then he called...

The serial killer said he would kill her tonight, raiding her house. We all cheered in happiness...never have to listen to her again!
So the SK raised his knife...BUT THEN...

Someone shot him. We all stood up and watched him bleeding. It was so scary! But while we were watching we heard her! We heard Justin Beaver. She was outside, laughing with gun in her hands. I ran to the phone and called the police,but they came too late. Beaver,that stupid *Cough* , ran away...

He ran a lot but he couldn't run more than 10 m because she was just a baby girl...But someone saw him and shouted:"Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!Wanna marry me??".He said "You idiot you".The Anti-Justin-Beaber club heard and found him.Then...

We all stood around him. He couldn't escape. He started beggin' us to let him go,but no one said a word. Then one of us took out a mobile phone,music was on,and yes,it was rock. Bieber cried,begged,fell on his knees but there was nothing he could do. He had to listen to real music.

It was a pain for her, she couldn't listen it anymore so she said we can kill her,but no!  She must suffer... She had to promise that she won't ever sing. She promised,so we left her alone. But other day she was singing Baby on tv. It was time for plan B!

We got around before her concert and stole all the equipment for playback. She had to sing live but she didn't know it yet. She started singing and everyone tought it was - terrible ! No one liked it. They all started booing (lol) on her,she cried and ran of the stage. But was that the end ? You never know,looks like even she had a back up plan.

That *Cough Cough* really had a back up plan. She bought the equipment and hid it under the bed. After a month, when we thought,she won't sing anymore and that we are safe, Beaver came back on the stage. Darn! We couldn't believe it, those rats are really annoying. We called each other and agreed that it's time for plan C. Kill the Beaver.

We got some Colts and some knifes and we went in Beaver`s appartament. Everything was pink and girly and, when we opened the door, Justin Beaver and Miley Cyrus were there laughing!

When Miley saw us,she said "What am I doing here?!Please help me!She stole me!".We looked at her and said "Beaver thinks that she's a boy.".Miley was like O_O.
We:What are you doing here,Miley?
Miley:A..oh..Miley?No,no,I am Hannah!Yes,Hannah Montana!Nobody's...You don't trust me,right?
We:No.MOVE!!!YOU TOO,*cough* !!You will both go somewhere.You won't be hurt.I promise.Not!

Beaver, knowing how mischievous our plans are, put a hand on Miley's mouth, in order to make her shut up and tried to tame us trying to sing that awful song of his, "Baby". Miley also tried to help her out with the song "Can't be tamed". She didn't chose it well, because the lyrics themselves were against their purposes. But their voices combined made our heads spin and our knees gave up. "Oh no!" we thought. But out hands were to weak to reach the mobile phone and contra-attack with the divine sound of rock music. When we thought that nothing can be done anymore...

Miley sprouted wings and came to us and pecked the phones out of our pockets with her pink beak.  she said 'caaawccaaw' which probably meant 'imma birrrrrrd' and she flew off.
We all looked at eachother confused, but we didn't care, since the beaver was still singing 'baby', without noticing what had actually happened. We turned on the rock music and it made beaver put her hands to her ears and she squeezed so hard, her head...

Then, her eyes popped out, her ears melted and her mouth started to shrink but it wasn't over! Her beaver teeth started to...

and humming "Baby" STILL...it wasn't over


We found that the humming was even stronger than the singing! Gasping for breath, we all fell.
Out of nowhere, a doctor listening to good music on his iPhone came along, and saw us, almost dying. He stuck his headphones into Beaver's ears, which made her freak out at the sound of good music.
He helped us up, and called 999. The cops came and took beaver into jail for almost murdering innocent girls.
When it was time for her hearing, she softened up the judge (who was a huge beaver fan)  with a live performance of One Time so...

Last edited by misspiggy123321 (07-14-2010 19:44)

dyenutzZz96 wrote:

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I know! xD

can I post pictures too?



L.E. to add some more

this i've seen posted but mine is a little different

Last edited by Aimee_moi (07-20-2010 20:13)

misspiggy123321 wrote:

Somewhere in the world, lived a girl, which didn't know how to sing. Her name was Justin Beaver.... She Though her voice was the best and one day decided to give audition for the new show Idiot Idol,so she went there and gave her audition and she thought she sang very well and she did but she didnt knew that the judges judging her voice were all deaf so they passed her and told her that she has wonderful voice.And judges were all really drunk!
So, little girl became famous. When judges saw her in the magazines, they made suicide.People saw her in the magazines as a girl,but no one knew the truth.She came to a tv show and someone asked "why are you called justin?" and she answered "well,i'm a boy.my mom realised this because she looked in my undies,because when she heard my voie,she thought I was a girl''.Every smart girl laughed at her, but then one girl said that she loves her and her voice. Justin got a fans.
Then she went on the tv and said: I'm a boy! And I'll start singing. So she made her song Baby.In the meantime she made a lot of horrible songs like Baby. And most girls were going on and on about her.
Then one day Daniel Radcliffe wanted to meet Justin. When he saw her, he was like 'What the fish! What is this creature?!' She ran back to the bathroom crying and then sang 'Never let you go' for Daniel. She loved him but he hated her. Then she entered 'BOYS-2-GIRLS IDOL' and then failed really badly. Everyone started calling her a beaver cause of her two long teeth. (XD)
She became a total retard.She was so retarted that she couldn`t control her mind and she started saying stupid things as
MY FINGERS CAN WALK!!!
Actually, the world was proud because she started using her fingers!
and
I'M HOTTER THAN JONAS BROTHERS DEAL WITH IT

What the h*ck?~? A retard singing two long teeth girl CAN`T be hotter than Jonas Brothers. Anyonw knows that.
She became depressed. She wanted to kill herself, but then Sean Kingston came and kissed her, because he liked her. They started to dating. After a month they had their new song. They also decided to have a baby!

Problem came when Sean realized that Justin was lying. He ain't no singer ! He has been singing on playback this whole time. Sean didn't want a fake singer so he decided to dump him.
Biever became so sad and he decided to write a song called : I just need somebody to love. Usher felt bad for him so he decided to help him out on that song. But nightmare has just began. He started to win over top-charts,more an more girls started to like him !! It was like a crazy madness. Normal people didn't know what to do,so they came up with a plan. Destroy Biever's playback.

They decided to make an Anti-Justin Beaver Group. They had their first meeting under the old stone bridge.After a while of thinking and talking they made a plan A.
Plan was about destroying Beaver's playback.. and Beaver. While they were talking about money, someone came on the bridge. They stopped. One brave men, took the light and went look,who's that.

Everyone went outside and then we saw it ! It was Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone screamed. He told us : I can't do it anymore ! He's music,I can't listen to it ! He's photos are everywhere  !!! I must die. All of us stood next to him trying to tell him not to jump,but it was too late,he jumped into the great river. We didn't know what to do. Jon Bon Jovi just murdered himself ! Because of Beaver ! And then we saw something. An icon in the water. And realised it's Jon ! He survived. We helped him get out of the water when he told us : ''I'm in'' And Jon Bon Jovi joined the Anti-Beaver club.

We hired a pro serial killer. He was very expensive, so we all agreed that we'll kill him,if he won't do his job. It was early in the morning when we went home,waiting for news from serial killer. We were so curious and nervous. Then he called...

The serial killer said he would kill her tonight, raiding her house. We all cheered in happiness...never have to listen to her again!
So the SK raised his knife...BUT THEN...

Someone shot him. We all stood up and watched him bleeding. It was so scary! But while we were watching we heard her! We heard Justin Beaver. She was outside, laughing with gun in her hands. I ran to the phone and called the police,but they came too late. Beaver,that stupid *Cough* , ran away...

He ran a lot but he couldn't run more than 10 m because she was just a baby girl...But someone saw him and shouted:"Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!Wanna marry me??".He said "You idiot you".The Anti-Justin-Beaber club heard and found him.Then...

We all stood around him. He couldn't escape. He started beggin' us to let him go,but no one said a word. Then one of us took out a mobile phone,music was on,and yes,it was rock. Bieber cried,begged,fell on his knees but there was nothing he could do. He had to listen to real music.

It was a pain for her, she couldn't listen it anymore so she said we can kill her,but no!  She must suffer... She had to promise that she won't ever sing. She promised,so we left her alone. But other day she was singing Baby on tv. It was time for plan B!

We got around before her concert and stole all the equipment for playback. She had to sing live but she didn't know it yet. She started singing and everyone tought it was - terrible ! No one liked it. They all started booing (lol) on her,she cried and ran of the stage. But was that the end ? You never know,looks like even she had a back up plan.

That *Cough Cough* really had a back up plan. She bought the equipment and hid it under the bed. After a month, when we thought,she won't sing anymore and that we are safe, Beaver came back on the stage. Darn! We couldn't believe it, those rats are really annoying. We called each other and agreed that it's time for plan C. Kill the Beaver.

We got some Colts and some knifes and we went in Beaver`s appartament. Everything was pink and girly and, when we opened the door, Justin Beaver and Miley Cyrus were there laughing!

When Miley saw us,she said "What am I doing here?!Please help me!She stole me!".We looked at her and said "Beaver thinks that she's a boy.".Miley was like O_O.
We:What are you doing here,Miley?
Miley:A..oh..Miley?No,no,I am Hannah!Yes,Hannah Montana!Nobody's...You don't trust me,right?
We:No.MOVE!!!YOU TOO,*cough* !!You will both go somewhere.You won't be hurt.I promise.Not!

Beaver, knowing how mischievous our plans are, put a hand on Miley's mouth, in order to make her shut up and tried to tame us trying to sing that awful song of his, "Baby". Miley also tried to help her out with the song "Can't be tamed". She didn't chose it well, because the lyrics themselves were against their purposes. But their voices combined made our heads spin and our knees gave up. "Oh no!" we thought. But out hands were to weak to reach the mobile phone and contra-attack with the divine sound of rock music. When we thought that nothing can be done anymore...

Miley sprouted wings and came to us and pecked the phones out of our pockets with her pink beak.  she said 'caaawccaaw' which probably meant 'imma birrrrrrd' and she flew off.
We all looked at eachother confused, but we didn't care, since the beaver was still singing 'baby', without noticing what had actually happened. We turned on the rock music and it made beaver put her hands to her ears and she squeezed so hard, her head...

Then, her eyes popped out, her ears melted and her mouth started to shrink but it wasn't over! Her beaver teeth started to...

and humming "Baby" STILL...it wasn't over


We found that the humming was even stronger than the singing! Gasping for breath, we all fell.
Out of nowhere, a doctor listening to good music on his iPhone came along, and saw us, almost dying. He stuck his headphones into Beaver's ears, which made her freak out at the sound of good music.
He helped us up, and called 999. The cops came and took beaver into jail for almost murdering innocent girls.
When it was time for her hearing, she softened up the judge (who was a huge beaver fan)  with a live performance of One Time so...

We decided to take a gun and kill that motherfucker. BAM BAM Fizzy shots him in her head and she falls off the stage while music is still playing.Everyone laughed and we all partied like crazy. THE BEAVER WAS GONE!! THE WORLD BECAME A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE! OUR EARS AND EYES WASN'T BLEEDING! 

Ahahahha

I had to..
More coming..

I can't find a pic who says "Justin Bieber         Leave her alone!"

I bet someone has another Beaver's fun story