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My FB statuses.

is wondering why...when I look at my watch and then someone asks me what time it is...I have to look again...did I forget in those 2 seconds??

is away at the moment and may never come back ...the buckles on my strait jacket are a bit tight this time

facebook suggested I write on your wall, so I am coming over and I'm bringing my sharpie!

If there is no such thing as a stupid question... then what kind of questions do stupid people ask... or do they magically get smart just in time to ask one?

tried to sing like Snow White... must be off-key though...no animals came to help clean house!

Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you...a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.

has been recently diagnosed with ADOSS... Attention Deficit OH SOMETHING SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!

is sitting in her parked car, with me sunglasses on and pointing a hairdryer at the motorists. Funny how many seem to be slowing down

we spend the first year of our children's lives to teach them to walk and to talk...and the rest of their lives to teach them to sit down and shut up..!!!

I hope my lovable qualities offset the unspeakably depraved ones I'll never tell you about

is imagining her boss as an oompa loompa prancing around the warehouse dressed in a pink tutu and fairy wings.

The company nurse informed me that obesity was now considered a disease, so the next day I called in fat

is wondering why is orange juice made with artificial oranges but dishwasher fluid is made with real oranges?

is not a stalker, she just happens to be in the same place at the same time... a lot. By the way, you're out of ice cream.

says have you ever wished your mouth had a backspace key???

was dancing to the music in her head but realized that no one else could hear it... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!

has realized her superpower. she can walk into any bathroom and the toilet paper roll will be empty.

is running away with the fairies, if u want 2 find me ask the leprechauns but be warned i think they're smoking the funny stuff

‎2007 year of the cow... Mad Cow disease, 2008 year of the bird... Avian flu, 2009 year of the pig... Swine flu, 2010 year of the c0ck... anyone else worried?

Dear Lord-I pray for wisdom to understand, love so that I may forgive & patience to deal with it all. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength I just may kill someone.

Mentally told myself to shut up and my brain answered back "You first!"

Tripped over her own feet getting out of bed this morning because she's talented like that.

Notice: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing has been noted.

Me and the Mad Hatter are off to Never Never Land to beat up Peter Pan for making fun of my purple flying chicken.

is going to bed soon and would like to put in an order for some hot and steamy dreams please ; )

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

I know I'm weird, one of my parents is an actor. No, that's not an excuse, it's an explanation.

Last edited by Khaleeta (07-13-2010 07:25)

Sweetangel2:I am a mystery you can never ever solve

My FB status at the mo is : ~

I was told to never give up on someone I love. I love you Matt ♥

April Secret has to pee. Really bad. *runs*

my actual fb status is ;
Serena - thinks math really takes the piss. grow up and go sort out your own problems.

^^ i failed my math exam yesturday, thats why ahaa (:

Kitta333 is deleting songs from her PC. She no longer listens to those songs

Cher (aka DoubleYouKayDee) - why oh why does facebook distract me from my coursework so much? i know! because it's sooooo much more interesting than memorising the periodic table! oh the joys..

Last edited by DoubleYouKayDee (07-14-2010 20:10)

labor pain aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SuperRhi: Has done some more spray paintings today (H) and now its back to bored. ¬_¬

Cute_pink10 - sh!t my sleeping time in f-ed up now. -_-

Babywatervixen: Bored...and people can just call me Water...I perfer that....and adoptables are fun...